The Meeting of the Year is here, and Dez v. Jerry is all set for The Star on Friday.
If the Cowboys print T shirts for a regular season game against the New York Giants, why can t they produce merchandise for this showdown? I d actually buy a Jerry Jones v. Dez Bryant coffee mug.
Because no one in Jerry Jones camp has leaked to ESPN NFL know it all Adam Schefter what the Cowboys are going to do, we are all a collection of weather forecasters guessing on tomorrow s conditions.
Of course, bookmakers have set odds on what the Cowboys will do; apparently Darren McFadden Jersey, according to one oddsmaker, the Cowboys cutting Dez is the best value bet.
Jerry Jones discusses Dez Bryant and his future with the Cowboys. McClatchychill star telegram.com
How will this meeting go? Awkwardly.
Rather than guess, the following is a proposed script for a short short series on this very meeting, to be produced and aired by Netflx. Cast as Jerry Jones is three time Oscar winner, Meryl Streep. Don t laugh; her range is boundless.
Cast as Dez Bryant is the Black Panther himself, Chadwick Boseman. Why? Because Samuel L. Jackson is too old, and Boseman not only has the abs but is the one current African American actor Hollywood will actually cast in major movies.
Playing a bit part is Jason Garrett, who will be played by Scooter, the orange puppet from the longtime hit, The Muppets.
Interior Wearing a Dallas Cowboys jersey https://www.cowboysdaclub.com/travis-fr ... -c-64.html, jeans and flip flops, Dez Bryant walks into Jerry Jones office at The Star; Jerry is sitting in a giant meditation chamber like Darth Vader used in The Empire Strikes Back and other Star Wars movies.
Dez Jerry, let s do this but I ain t takin no pay cut.
Jerry Jones leaves the chamber and sits behind his elevated desk
Jerry Now, Dez — I m not tryin to be trite — but yes. Yes. Yes. Sit down. Sit down. Good to see you.
First of all https://www.cowboysdaclub.com/zack-mart ... -c-62.html, I want you to know how much I love you. My family loves you. Candidly, you need to know how critical you have been to the success of the Dallas Cowboys. We could not have achieved all of these great things without your work. Your sacrifice and catchin them touchdown passes, be they from Romo or Bledsoe.
Jerry Now when you were comin out of Oklahoma State, I could have stomped on a crippled cricket s bleep or not drafted you. Because I saw your talent https://www.cowboysdaclub.com/lael-coll ... -c-63.html, I opened that windah of the opened window. You see?
The two men stare at each other for 3 minutes
Dez Yeah, I feel you.
Jerry Point is, I was the only one in the entire organization of this thing we all love and want to be a part of called the NFL who wanted you to be a part of the Dallas Cowboys. I did that cause I make the decisions. I m the final decision.
The door opens and Jason Garrett walks in with a tray of two glasses, one contains Johnny Walker Blue and the other is a Capri Sun with a straw
Coach Garrett Fellas, how we doin today? Lot of good energy in here. Was runnin late Coach, here you guys go. Dez, we love you and want you to be a part of this football team because we love your fire and passion.
Coach Garrett leaves without being acknowledged by either man
Dez That s why I will always love you. You stuck by me through thick and thin. Just like that thing with the video tape.
Jerry Video tape?
Dez That doesn t matter. Whatcha you wanna do?
Jerry We could sit around here all day and talk about why this and why that and what s important is not you. It s not me. It s the thing that s bigger than you, and bigger than little ol Jerry.. And that s the Dallas Cowboys. That s why I flat fired Jimmy s bleep . I m just a valet holder and a steward who happens to be a billionaire for this thing that we love so much.
Dez Jerry, I don t mean no disrespect man, but this sounds a lot like that load of BS you shoved on T.O. when you cut him.
Jerry When I was a kid, my daddy had me work in one of his supermarkets in Arkansas. I ate asbestos sandwiches for lunch. I cleaned the bottom of the toilets with a brown penny that I could only keep if everything was spotless. Now you can bet a ritalin addicted rat I was gonna appreciate that penny cause my daddy made me work for it.
Dez So you want me to take a pay cut, huh?
Jerry Don t listen to all of these guys in the media or what not or what for to you. We are both committed to gettin this thing right, and doing what s best for the Dallas Cowboys football franchise to get back to that glory hole.
Dez I m right there with you. I just wanna win. I m just bout football. I wanna do it here. So I think we can work something out. I m gonna work with Dak and we re gonna get this right. I got a lot of good ball left in me.
Jerry And I know that. And ... what s his name? pause Jason?! That s it! He knows that. And Stephen knows that. And Scott Linehan, who is one of the most brilliant offensive minds I ve ever been a part of in the NFL, knows that. We all know that.
We want you to be a part of it, but it s got to work for both sides. I think you ve got a lot of good football left, maybe 10 years. Maybe 15. Get you some Pro Bowls.
Dez I don t know bout all that, but I ain t done.
Jerry No sir. You re the best.. Before I forget, Dez, you re cut.
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